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Jun 22, 2022Liked by David Lat

Barrett: A Suburban. She needs it. Thomas: An RV of his choice. Gorsuch: Ford F-150. Breyer: Schwinn bike. Roberts: Cadillac XT6. Alito: Chevy Malibu. Kavanaugh: Lexus 350 F Sport. Kagan: Yugo.

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Jun 22, 2022Liked by David Lat

Roberts: a Fiat.

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Jun 22, 2022Liked by David Lat

these 100% track. i love thomas even more now (did not know he drove a corvette).

impossible imagining any justice in an uber. (not saying they dont take them, just would be a trip if my uber pool stopped an article iii judge stepped in.)

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Jun 22, 2022Liked by David Lat

Thomas would like to say he’d be a Corvette. He loves Vettes. But he’s not flashy or loud enough. In reality he’d be a stock looking green 1970 Chevy Nova, but with a big block 396 under the hood that leaves you wondering what just happened when the stoplight turns green.

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Jun 22, 2022Liked by David Lat

Scalia = a Ferrari. Bold, brilliant, flashy, fast.

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Jun 22, 2022Liked by David Lat

Justice Gorsuch is definitely an off-road vehicle of some sort, maybe a Jeep Wrangler? Not afraid to adventure off road, with a rugged western spirit.

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Jun 21, 2022Liked by David Lat

Alito would be a Hummer: an aggressive-looking gas guzzler that says "zero effs given."

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