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Peter Kalis's avatar

Barrett: A Suburban. She needs it. Thomas: An RV of his choice. Gorsuch: Ford F-150. Breyer: Schwinn bike. Roberts: Cadillac XT6. Alito: Chevy Malibu. Kavanaugh: Lexus 350 F Sport. Kagan: Yugo.

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Catherine T.'s avatar

Agree about the bike. Also one SCOTUS is a motorcycle. Harley, maybe a Ducati.

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S. in Pa.'s avatar

Roberts: a Fiat.

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dan terzian's avatar

these 100% track. i love thomas even more now (did not know he drove a corvette).

impossible imagining any justice in an uber. (not saying they dont take them, just would be a trip if my uber pool stopped an article iii judge stepped in.)

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Joe Hensley's avatar

Thomas would like to say he’d be a Corvette. He loves Vettes. But he’s not flashy or loud enough. In reality he’d be a stock looking green 1970 Chevy Nova, but with a big block 396 under the hood that leaves you wondering what just happened when the stoplight turns green.

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Alexis D.'s avatar

Scalia = a Ferrari. Bold, brilliant, flashy, fast.

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wolfasawolf's avatar

Justice Gorsuch is definitely an off-road vehicle of some sort, maybe a Jeep Wrangler? Not afraid to adventure off road, with a rugged western spirit.

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dan terzian's avatar

think wrangler is too rugged i think. need both offroad ethos + luxury. f150 king ranch maybe.

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Marsi M.'s avatar

Alito would be a Hummer: an aggressive-looking gas guzzler that says "zero effs given."

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